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When buying a child safety gate at the store, do not attempt to recreate the act of stepping over it in the middle of the aisle. I don’t care if you want to make sure you can do it before you buy it – just guess. I ended up crashing to the ground looking like a leg-gate pretzel and I have this beautiful bruise to remind me that I left my common sense at home. I’m still trying to forget that it was also captured on surveillance video.
