My teenager had been waiting over a week for a video game he ordered. Every day he hounded me about it – ‘How long does it take?’ , ‘Does UPS ever come twice in the same day?’ or “Are you sure there’s nothing on the front porch?!” He’s been driving me nuts.
Son: “When it does get here I want to know ASAP. Don’t even open it – just call me and I’ll get it.”
Me: “I think I’ll hide it.”
Son: “You wouldn’t dare.”
Challenge accepted.
The game arrived while my son wasn’t home. This was the sign greeting him as he walked in the front door:







